My Name Is Earl Quotes

Season 2, Episodes 9-16

• Born A Gamblin Man
• South of the Border Part Uno
• South of the Border Part Dos
• Coming Soon
• Coming Soon
• Coming Soon
• Coming Soon
• Coming Soon

Born A Gamblin Man

Earl: (To Kenny) You want me to teach you how to be less gay so you sleep with more men? Okay.

Therapist: You have what is known as pathological impulse-control disorder.
Joy: Hot damn! Does this mean I can get crippled-people parking?

Joy: Oh, I just thought of something I punched, a santa clause begging for money.

Earl: Rule no.1, Don't say "oodles" unless it's followed by "noodles".

Therapist: Earl, maybe you need to ask yourself if you have a gambling problem.
Earl: Hmm, no, I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem. So why don't y'all pour some sugar on that?

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South of the Border Part Uno

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South of the Border Part Dos

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